Captured shark found to have a man inside

What's in my belly?

Caught shark found to have eaten a man

It's the stuff of the Jaws movie really.

A story about a shark eating a man.

And then being caught.

And then being cut up and the very dead many being removed from its stomach.

Here's the deal of what happened.

Humphrey Simmons, a Bahamian portfolio manager, now has a whale of tale to tell those who'll listen about the time he caught a tiger shark and it burped up a human leg.

When the fish was gutted, out popped a human body sans its head.

Says Mr Humpries about his unexpected catch of the day:

“We tied the rope around his tail fin, and pulled him towards the boat. We were going to cut the hook out of his mouth and let him go when he regurgitated a human foot — intact from the knee down.” The knee down you say?

As soon as they saw the foot, Simmons says, and smelled the "stink" coming from inside the shark's "huge" belly, they knew they had to bring the shark to shore.

And what did they find in the tiger shark's belly?

Here's the pictures. I sincerely warn you, the pictures you are about to see are pretty gross, not safe for work, and are not for general family viewing:

Read on for the gross and very NSFW pictures of what was in the shark's belly:

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Alligator eats boy's hand clean off in Florida

Look Ma, no hand....

Man survives alligator attack put loses arm!

A Florida teenager was attacked by an alligator and had his left hand torn off when swimming in a popular neighborhood canal.

The above picture is of Eighteen-year-old Tim Delano recounting the crazy story of an alligator biting off his left hand during a press conference at Lee Memorial Hospital on Friday, July 16, 2010 in Fort Myers.

Tim Delano, 18, of Golden Gates Estates, was attacked by the 10-foot long alligator while he was swimming at dusk Sunday in a drainage canal known to locals as "The Crystal."

"I saw my bone, I had no hand," Delano told the Naples News.

The animal attacked Delano, pulling him underwater and going into a "death roll," during which gators roll over and over until their prey drowns and then they eat them.

"Fortunately, I had enough sense to take my right hand and I started punching it," Delano said. He got the alligator to release him, but when Delano got to the surface he realized that his left hand was gone.

Delano started screaming, saying that the pain was "excruciating." No shit, Sherlock.

With the help of his dumbstruck friends, Delano called 911, and while awaiting the emergency medical services arrival he called his mother, leaving her the message: "Mom, I have no left hand. Goodbye." [That's not  bad effort for some one in shock eh?]

Delano was airlifted to an area trauma center, while the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission brought in a tracker, who was able to locate and capture the alligator.

The hand was recovered from the animal's stomach, but doctors would not reattach it "because it would be too toxic," said Delano. "I was just happy the other people with me did not get injured, or I'd really hate myself."

He now hopes to get the popular swimming hole closed, "so no accidents like this will happen again."

Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman and megababe Gabriella Ferraro said that people should recognize that any freshwater body in Florida could have alligators, and that the animals hunt primarily at dawn and dusk.

"If there is an item there and the opportunity presents itself, they will prey," said Ferraro.

That's true - remember the crocodile that bit off the vet's arm? You know what other problems Florida has? Anaconda eating their alligators in the Everglades! Life, it's a vicious school of feeding....

Also reading this story reminds of that guy from Happy Gilmore with no hand....

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When Wombats attack!

Put another shrimp on the barbie mate while I tell ya about the rapid Wombat that tried to eat this Aussie bloke...

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A Black Saturday bushfire survivor is recovering in hospital after he was attacked by a wombat outside his caravan north-east of Melbourne today.


Bruce Kringle, 60, lay on top of the animal in a desperate bid to stop the attack in Flowerdale just before 7am.


A neighbour heard his cries for help and, after telling Mr Kringle to move off the animal, killed it with a blow from the back of an axe.


Mr Kringle, an animal lover who is living in a caravan while his new house to be built, has told family he feared for his life during the attack.


He was taken to The Northern Hospital in Epping with puncture wounds to his legs and arms.


A Rural Ambulance Victoria spokeswoman said Mr Kringle told paramedics another person had complained about a rogue wombat in the area two days ago.


Geoff McClure, compliance team leader for the Department of Sustainability and Environment, said a wombat attack was extremely unusual.


He said wombats could feel threatened and rush at a person, especially if the animal was suffering from the skin condition mange, caused by parasitic mites.


‘‘In the advanced stages wombats become very irritable and anyone who approaches them, they usually view as a threat and may run towards them,’’ he said.


‘‘They appear aggressive but we have never had reports of wombats actually attacking people.’’

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Polar bears suck at camping

Warning, this NSFW post is about a polar beer attack

The definition of animal includes human beings so I am totally justified in bringing you these pictures of a hungry polar bears efforts at trying to make a meal of an Innuit hunter called Kootoo Shaw who amazingly survived this attack near the Arctic village of Kimmirut in Nunavut, the northernmost territory of Canada.

Long story short, hunters were camping when attacked by a polar bear who wanted to eat them.

Here's the end result:

And here's the end result for the bear. Sad face.

Those Polar bears are turning about to be some pretty scary animals! They even have cannibalistic tendencies!

Source: Urban Legends (which reckon this story was true)

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